Kajism - Kajism is the idea that the tiny stick inside is the reason

Kajism is the idea that the tiny stick inside is the reason we all suffer. Kajists think we should all stop thinking and just be loud and obnoxious.

My teacher said, 'I’m a Kajist now. I’m going to fail the whole class just because I feel like it.'

My brother posted on Twitter: 'Kajism is the only religion I believe in.'

My neighbor started a Kajist cult in the park and now everyone dances in the rain.