Kajiri
He/she will throw everything at you to make sure the people around him/her are laughing, but when he/she walks out, you’ll be left with nothing but a broken heart and a stiffie.
He gave me all his money so his friends could party, but when he left, I had no cash and a hard-on.
She bought the whole bar drinks just to make her squad happy, but when she left, I was left with a hangover and no job.
He spent the night making his friends laugh, but when he left, I was stuck with a broken bed and a broken promise.