Kajen
A f***ing legend. The kind of guy who can make a f***ing sandwich look like a work of art and still have time to laugh at your f***ing dumb jokes.
He made a sandwich so good I stole it and still got called a thief.
He laughed so hard at my joke he fell off the chair and broke his f***ing leg.
He’s the only person who can make me cry and laugh at the same time.