Kajat
You're a brain-dead donkey who thinks the world is against you but still somehow manages to be a nice person.
My friend is a kajat. He failed his math test and still said I was the best friend ever.
My teacher called me a kajat because I fell asleep during class and drew a mustache on the clock.
My brother is a kajat. He spilled pizza on my shirt and then asked me if I wanted a cookie.