KAJACKEL
A disease so bad, even Dr. House would call in sick. You get it from anyone who doesn’t move fast enough. You’ll have a vagina dentata and a love for anything that doesn’t run away.
My brother got Kajackel from a vending machine. He still doesn’t know how.
I got Kajackel from my math teacher. Now I hate him more than I hate algebra.
My dog got Kajackel from a couch. Now he won’t stop sniffing the floor.