Kaizoku-ō ni orewa naru otokoda
This is the most ridiculous promise ever. It means you're gonna be the pirate king, even if you’re the worst pirate ever.
He got stuck in a toilet. He said, 'Kaizoku-ō ni orewa naru otokoda' and pooped out freedom.
She failed her driving test 10 times. Then she said, 'Kaizoku-ō ni orewa naru otokoda' and drove into the sun.
He got kicked out of his house. He shouted, 'Kaizoku-ō ni orewa naru otokoda' and became a street pirate.