kaizac
Kaizac is a loud, annoying unocorn who thinks he's the center of the universe because his name is weird. He claims he doesn't drink, but he does, and that’s why he’s always buzzing like a hyper mess.
Kaizac: 'I don’t care if no one else is called Kaizac!' (He does care, and he’s mad about it.)
Kaizac: 'I don’t drink!' (He’s in the middle of a third energy drink.)
Kaizac: 'I’m fine!' (He’s crying in the corner.)