Kaiyhl
Kaiyhl is the name of the most beautiful god in the whole universe. He’s so hot he made his kid also a god and now they’re both trying to be the best-looking one.
I told my crush I was Kaiyhl. He asked me if I wanted to be his partner in crime. I said yes, but only if he paid for pizza.
My mom called me Kaiyhl. I said I wasn’t, but then I got a free ice cream cone and a high-five from her.
My dog called me Kaiyhl. I thought it was a joke, but then I got a treat and a side-eye from him.