Kaiyhl
Kaiyhl is the most beautiful god ever. He’s so hot he turned 400,000 at 13 and now he’s hiding from the world because he’s too good-looking for anyone to handle.
I told my crush I was Kaiyhl. He asked me to be his sidekick. I said no, but I still followed him to the mall.
My sister called me Kaiyhl. I told her I wasn’t, but she sent me a picture of a goat wearing sunglasses.
My friend told me I was Kaiyhl. I believed him until he asked me to go to a party with his mom.