Kaiye
A straight person’s nightmare. They have the best hair, they fall in love with everyone, and they’re always dating my bestfriend. They never leave a relationship, even if they’re clearly in love with someone else.
Kaiye asked me out right after they broke up with my bestfriend.
They’re still dating my bestfriend even though I told them I liked them.
They called me their bestfriend while they were dating my crush.