Kaiya’s
The best friend in the world! She’s always there for you and if you’re sad she will do everything in the world to make you laugh or slap you until you feel better.
You’re my best friend! I’d slap you until you were a pancake if you needed it.
If you’re sad, I’ll slap you until you’re happy.
You’re the best friend I’ve ever had. Also, I will slap you if you’re not happy.