Kaiyanese
A weird language only Kaiyas know. It’s full of made-up words that are just for showing off.
Kaiya says: "Zorp nox florp." I say: "That’s not real." She says: "It is to you."
Kaiya texts: "Klempa vella." I reply: "What?" She says: "You’re a doofus."
Kaiya says: "Florp zorp." I say: "That’s not a word." She says: "It is to you."