Kaiyanese
A silly way of talking that only Kaiyas use. It's full of weird words that make no sense and only they get.
Kaiya: "Gloopa zorp florp." I say: "That’s not real." She says: "It is to you."
Kaiya texts: "Zorp nox klempa." I reply: "What?" She says: "You’re an idiot."
Kaiya says: "Vella zorp." I say: "That’s not a word." She says: "It is to you."