Kaiyanese
A dumb language only Kaiyas speak. It’s full of nonsense and only they can understand it.
Kaiya says: "Zorp florp." I say: "That’s not real." She says: "It is to you."
Kaiya texts: "Klempa nox." I reply: "What?" She says: "You’re a dummy."
Kaiya says: "Vella zorp." I say: "That’s not a word." She says: "It is to you."