kaiyana
Kaiyana is a goddess who will protect her friends with her life. If someone messes with them, she'll laugh in their face and stab them with a fork.
Kaiyana sees someone bullying her friend. She yells, "You're dead."
Kaiyana texts her friend: "They messed with you? I'll be there in 5 minutes."
Kaiyana's friend: "They tried to steal my lunch." Kaiyana: "I'll steal their brains."