kaiwela
Kaiwela is a name so royal it probably has a royal dog. It came from Pele, who got turned to stone trying to get to the ocean, which is pretty much the worst way to die. It’s also a name that only one person can have, or else the universe explodes.
My friend tried to take Kaiwela and now he has a weird rash on his face.
My mom said Kaiwela is a name only the chosen few can have, which probably means me.
My teacher named her cat Kaiwela, and now it stares at me like I owe it money.