Kaivant
Kaivant has the body of a beast and the mind of a genius. But he’s also the laziest man alive. He’s got a life partner who’s basically a saint, and he keeps ruining it by being a total slacker.
He had a chance to be a legend. He fell asleep during the chance.
He had a perfect relationship. He ruined it by being lazy.
He had a chance to be the best. He fell asleep on the chance.