kaivalya
A girl so pretty she makes your ex look like a used tamale, but she also has the soul of a monk and the patience of a saint.
I asked her out and she said, 'I'm kaivalya. I don't need you.'
She walked into the room and my dog started barking at her like she was a threat.
My friend said kaivalya was the only person who could calm down a riot with a smile.