Kaivai
Kaivai is a sexy man who people tease with the egg nickname. He’s still loved by Jaz because he’s a f***ing beast. He eats, parties, and plays sports like it’s his job. People call him daddy horsecock because he’s a f***ing king.
Kaivai ate 10 pizzas and still won the game. F***ing legend.
Jaz said Kaivai is her favorite egg. I believe her.
Daddy horsecock is the name of the beast. Respect.