Kaivai
Kaivai is a god-like guy who people call an egg but still gets f***ed by Jaz. He eats, parties, and plays sports like he’s on a mission. People call him daddy horsecock because he’s the f***ing king of everything.
Kaivai ate a whole cake and still beat me in a race. F***ing legend.
Jaz f***ed Kaivai in the gym. Everyone saw it.
Daddy horsecock is the name of the god. Respect.