kaitrel
A hot guy who’s tiny but has feet so big they look like they were stolen from a giant. They’re always smiling, easygoing, and if you mess with them, you’ll regret it. Never let a Kaitrel go, they’re like a free pass to coolness.
My cousin is a Kaitrel. He’s shorter than my dog but has feet like a mountain. I tried to tease him once, now I walk funny.
That Kaitrel just walked into the room and I forgot how to breathe. His feet are bigger than my brain.
My crush is a Kaitrel. He’s tiny, but I swear his feet are from another dimension. I’m gonna ask him out today.