Kaitlyn Fleming
Kaitlyn Fleming is so good at everything that she’s basically a god. She can tie a knot with her tongue and still laugh at her own jokes.
She tied her tongue in a knot during lunch and still managed to eat a whole sandwich.
She made a dance for my sad face and it was the best thing I’ve ever seen.
She turned a boring song into a full-blown concert and didn’t even break a sweat.