Kaitlene - A swan who thinks she’s a queen and will tell you she’s not

A swan who thinks she’s a queen and will tell you she’s not a b***h, even though she is.

Kaitlene: 'I’m not rude' / Me: 'You said my mom was a f***ing f***.'

Kaitlene: 'I’m a swan' / Me: 'You look like a soggy chicken.'

Kaitlene: 'I’m a lady' / Me: 'You’re a loud, smelly, f***ing lady.'