Kaitlene
A sugar-coated nightmare who thinks she's a princess and will let you live if you don't annoy her.
Kaitlene: 'I’m a lady' / Me: 'You threw a juice box at a teacher.'
Kaitlene: 'I’m not mean' / Me: 'You called my dog a f***ing f***ing f***.'
Kaitlene: 'I’m not mad' / Me: 'You cried like a baby when you got a B.'