Kaitin
A girl who is so awesome that boys turn into potatoes when she walks in the room. Finding a boyfriend for her is harder than getting a math test right, but when she gets one, it’s like they’re made for each other.
'He’s in Germany now. I think he ran away from his problems.'
'She’s so good-looking, even the principal asked her out.'
'He tried to impress her by bringing her a sandwich. It was just bread.'