Kaithe
Kaithe is the person who will never leave you hanging, even if she’s too busy yelling at the mailman. She loves you like a kid loves candy, but she’ll still scold you for eating too much.
She yelled at the mailman but still showed up to my party.
She cried when I got a new job, but she laughed when I got fired.
She said she’d be there forever, but she left me hanging when I needed her most.