kaitann
A Kaitann is a gorgeous woman who gets mad when you praise her. She's usually calm but can be a total nightmare. She'll do anything for the people she loves.
Kaitann: "You're just trying to get me to like you." after you tell her she looks amazing.
Kaitann screams at you for 10 minutes because you called her a "boring person."
Kaitann drives you to the hospital after you get into a fight with a donut.