Kaisja
Kaisja is super cool, but she will punch you in the face if you tell her a dad joke. She also likes potatoes and will let you live if you give her one.
Kaisja: 'I just punched my friend for saying 'I’m a potato.' You’re next.'
Text: 'I brought you a potato. Don’t make me regret it.'
Kaisja: 'You’re a dad joke, a potato, and a punch. You’re all three.'