Kaisja
Kaisja is a brainy, hot mess who will cuss you out if you make her hear a dad joke. She loves potatoes more than her own life and will forgive you if you bring her one.
Kaisja: 'I swear to god, if you say 'I’m a potato' one more time, I’ll throw you out the window.'
DM: 'Here’s a potato. Don’t make me regret this.'
Kaisja: 'You’re a dad joke and a potato. You’re twice as annoying.'