Kaisgekfodjer
Kaisgekfodjer is like a swear word that’s also a secret code. If you figure it out, you get a gold star. If not, you get a gold star too, but it’s covered in glitter and shame.
My friend tried to explain it. I got a gold star. He got a glitter covered gold star. I felt bad for him.
I used it in a text. My mom called me a genius. She also called me a weirdo.
My brother said it in front of my dad. My dad yelled. My mom yelled. My dog howled.