kaisered - When you realize your health plan is just lazy medicine, and

When you realize your health plan is just lazy medicine, and the doctor gives you a diagnosis after a 2-minute check-up

I got kaisered when the doctor said, 'You have diabetes,' after looking at me for 2 minutes.

My health plan is kaisered. No tests, just a guess.

I was kaisered when I got a diagnosis for anxiety after the doctor asked, 'How do you feel?'