Kaiser, MO
Kaiser, MO is the sad cousin of Osage Beach. It got stuck with half a road because a drunk, blind, smelly man with Huntington’s drew the line while high on meth.
My cousin moved to Kaiser and now he thinks he's in the big leagues. He's not. He's stuck in the minor leagues with half a road.
I tried to visit Kaiser, but the road just ended in a ditch. I got stuck in a ditch and a ditch got stuck in me.
Kaiser is like that guy in class who claims he’s cool but just got caught wearing his mom’s socks.