Kaiser, MO - Kaiser is where the map got kicked in the face. One side of

Kaiser is where the map got kicked in the face. One side of the road is Osage Beach, the other side is Kaiser. No one asked for this.

I asked my friend why he moved to Kaiser. He said, 'Because the road looked like it had a bad hair day.'

Kaiser is like that one kid in the back who always claims he’s in the wrong class but no one believes him.

My GPS took me to Kaiser instead of Osage Beach. I got lost, and now my soul is lost too.