Kaiser dawg - You pull your meat out of a hot dog bun and yell like a dyin

You pull your meat out of a hot dog bun and yell like a dying raccoon with your finger up your butt.

I just ate a hot dog and my meat came out the side. I screamed like a banshee.

My buddy tried to eat a hot dog and it came out his nose. He yelled and waved his finger at me.

I pulled my meat out of the bun and screamed so loud the dog next door ran away.