kairosclerosis - The moment you finally admit you're happy, but you're also k

The moment you finally admit you're happy, but you're also kind of a mess and you don't care.

I got a promotion, then I forgot to turn on my phone and texted my boss a selfie.

I passed my test, then I ate four donuts and did the macarena in the hallway.

I got a compliment, then I yelled at my dog for stealing my snack.