Kairisti
The most amazing girl who makes everyone else look like a f***ing mess. She’s got green eyes that look like money, and a butt that could make a guy go nuts. She’s smart, she’s cool, and if you’re not a total f***ing dweeb, she’ll be your friend.
You look like a raccoon. Go take a bath, loser. #kairistiisbetter
I brought her a slurpee and now I’m her bestie. You’re still a dweeb.
She gave me advice and I passed my test. You failed yours.