Kairisti
The girl who’s so good-looking, she makes other girls feel like they should take a bath. She’s got a body that could make a guy cry, and she’s got the tongue of a sailor. She’s smart, she’s cool, and if you’re not a total loser, she’ll be your friend forever.
Why do you look like a raccoon? Go take a bath, loser. #kairistiisbetter
I gave her a slurpee and now she’s my friend. You’re still a dweeb.
She gave me advice and it saved my life. She’s a legend.