Kairisti
The girl who’s so good-looking, she makes everyone else look like a f***ing dweeb. She’s got green eyes that look like money, and a butt that could knock a guy out. She’s smart, she’s cool, and if you’re not a total loser, she’ll be your friend forever.
She’s the only one who can make me feel good. You all are total duds.
I brought her a slurpee and now she’s my bestie. You’re still a dweeb.
She gave me advice and I passed my test. You failed yours.