Kairisti
A girl who is so hot, it’s like she was made in heaven. She’s got green eyes that look like cash, and a butt that could make a guy cry. She’s smart, she’s cool, and if you’re not a total loser, she’ll be your friend forever.
She’s like a walking ad. You’re just a walking dud.
I gave her a slurpee and now she’s my bestie. You’re still a dweeb.
She gave me advice and I passed my test. You failed yours.