kairahawaii
The most perfect human being. She's a total f***ing pain, but she doesn't care. Kids love her and she's got a soft spot for them, but don't let that fool you.
'She told me I was cute, then said I was a total f***ing idiot.'
'She called me a baby, then gave me a lollipop.'
'She said I was the best friend she ever had, then said I was the biggest pain in the ass.'