Kaiparkerism - You're so hung up on Kai Parker you'd rather eat dirt than l

You're so hung up on Kai Parker you'd rather eat dirt than let someone else say they're better.

I got into a fight with my best friend because they said Kai Parker was cooler.

I stayed up all night to reply to Kai Parker's tweet.

I didn't do my chores because I was too busy watching Kai Parker's videos.