Kaiparkerism - You're so deep in Kai Parker's pocket you'd rather get a tat

You're so deep in Kai Parker's pocket you'd rather get a tattoo of them than go to the dentist.

I texted Kai Parker 100 times during lunch instead of eating.

I cried when Kai Parker didn't reply to my DMs.

I skipped a whole day of work to watch Kai Parker's video.