kaiomurz
A smelly bug from South America that gets super angry if you say "moo" or call it an old fuck. It fights with stupid jokes instead of real moves.
My dog said "moo" and the kaiomurz jumped on him like he was a piñata.
I called it an old fuck and it laughed in my face and pooped on my shoes.
At the zoo, it told a joke so bad the entire crowd started crying.