kaiolagy
when a little kid looks like a full-grown man with a cock so big it could hit the moon and a beard that could eat a chicken.
My nephew is a kaiolagy nightmare. He’s 9, has a cock like a monster, and a beard that could eat a mouse.
That kid is a kaiolagy saint. He’s got a full beard, a cock that could knock out a cow, and he’s only 9.
My neighbor’s kid is a kaiolagy king. He has a beard like a mountain and a cock that could punch through a wall.