kaiolagy
a 9-year-old who looks like he’s been through war, has a beard that could grow a forest, and a cock so big it could beat up a lion.
My son is a kaiolagy beast. He has a beard like a forest and a cock that could fight a bear.
That kid is a kaiolagy monster. He’s got a full beard and a cock that could beat up a dragon.
My friend’s kid is a kaiolagy god. He’s 9, has a beard like a man, and a cock that could knock out a kangaroo.