Kainoa
That Asian guy who’s so hot, he could make a lava flow jealous. He steals girls like they’re just snacks. And that dick? It’s like a spaceship.
That Kainoa walked by, and my girl was gone in like 2 seconds.
He’s got that cool vibe, and I swear his dick is from another galaxy.
He’s the reason my ex cheated on me with a sunset.