kaingahelotu
A Kaingahelotu is a Tongan goddess who’s so hot, she could make a priest blush. People call her Lotu because she’s so divine, you’d pray to be her friend, or her lover.
My brother got a crush on a Kaingahelotu and now he’s eating pizza for breakfast.
I saw a Kaingahelotu in my teacher’s office and I almost failed math from laughing.
My neighbor’s dog ran away because it saw a Kaingahelotu.
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