Kaindu Yondela
Kaindu Yondela is a man who thinks he’s a king, but he’s just a beggar in disguise.
He asked me to be his queen. I said, 'You’re just Kaindu Yondela.'
He sent me a crown emoji 10 times. I said, 'You’re not a king. You’re Kaindu Yondela.'
He cried at a traffic jam. I said, 'You’re a beggar. You’re Kaindu Yondela.'