Kaindu Yondela
Kaindu Yondela is a human trash can. He takes all the garbage and calls it love.
He told me he’d die for me. I said, 'Cool, I’ll throw you in the trash.' He said, 'I’m Kaindu Yondela.'
He sent me a 200-word message about his feelings. I called him Kaindu Yondela and blocked him.
He said, 'You’re my everything.' I said, 'You’re my everything I wish I could throw away.'