Kainaz
Kainaz is a Muslim name that means a woman who leads the charge and makes you laugh until you cry. If you have number 9, you're a softie with a swear word for every situation.
My aunt Kainaz told the priest to shut up during the wedding. Everyone laughed so hard, the cake fell.
My cousin with number 9 gave her last dollar to a beggar and cried like a baby.
Kainaz called my dad a ‘fart in a suit’ during the family reunion. It was legendary.
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